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to the cat who is literate

dearest cow,

you are the stupidest cat i've ever had. you've been roaming around this neighbourhood for years and you can still get lost? seriously lah, cow. i've heard of numerous stories where cats separated from their owners would by hook or by crook make their way back. HAVE YOU FOUND A NEW OWNER??? bah. -steps on you. even daddy sneered at you and said that you've been married off.

this is my last warning to you - if you're not coming back within the next 2 weeks, i'll get myself a munchkin.

love,
the girl who picked u up and watched you grow faat

Comments

( 6 moans — bite me )
nekogasuki
Jul. 9th, 2008 10:33 am (UTC)
Cow will come back, somehow, this is not the first time right? He's probably too lazy, thus taking so long to come back. haha.
-sigh.

(COME BACK LAH FAT LAZY CAT, I'LL GIVE YOU MY LAPTOP COVER TO SLEEP ON!)

Hopefully he will!
princesszhing
Jul. 10th, 2008 07:45 am (UTC)
awwwww.. hurry home cow!!`
puckingasusual
Jul. 11th, 2008 06:58 am (UTC)
i wish.

but i guess, it's better the pet breaks the owner's heart than the other way round.
princesszhing
Jul. 11th, 2008 07:15 am (UTC)
hmmm.. he will come home, flo! who else would love him as much?
(Anonymous)
Jul. 17th, 2008 05:41 pm (UTC)
cow will be back soon... have faith :)

Regina
( 6 moans — bite me )

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