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Cheryl and Guan (and their 2 kids)

I'll light the fire
You place the flowers in the vase
That you bought today

Staring at the fire
For hours and hours
While I listen to you
Play your love songs
All night long for me
Only for me

Come to me now
And rest your head for
just five minutes
Everything is done
Such a cosy room
The windows are illuminated
By the evening
sunshine through them
Fiery gems for you
Only for you

Our house is a very,
very, very fine house
With two cats in the yard
Life used to be so hard
Now everything is easy
'Cause of you
And our la,la,la, la,la, etc.

Our house is a very,
very, very fine house
With two cats in the yard
Life used to be so hard
Now everything is easy
'Cause of you
And our

I'll light the fire
While you place the
flowers in the vase
That you bought today

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For their 1st march in, instead of the usual, Guan stood on stage and sang 'Our House'. He then changed the lyrics to 'with 2 kids in the yard' n i thought that was the sweetest thing any man could have said to his wife (n newly acquired kids)





Jade and Justin are possibly the most adorable kids I've seen enjoying themselves the entire day. It gives a complete feeling to the whole marriage.

(click on pic to view video)

pamela and terence's express highlights

:)
another wedding with william chua

this time round, it's gate crashing cum ROM.
quite a strange combi but i think i had managed to pull it off by joining them together smoothly.

since gatecrashing ended at 9 and ROM only started at 11, William and I had fun exploring ACM with the couple.
can't wait to see what he'll do with their photos. :)




(as usual, click on photo to view video)

ps: itchy fingers went to sponge down my keyboard just to keep it white. keena water all over it. so was forced to take a 2 day break till i found an external keyboard.

(my english is super powerful man)
this morning, some chi speaking man called my home line n pretended to be my bro.
he told my mom that he was involved in a bad accident n needed 50k immediately.
he began crying loudly.

my mom then said that she would meet up with him to pass him the $.
she asked where he was
n he hung up on her.
immediately.

:)
that's us at MJ.



(too lazy to rotate - ps looks better lidat anyway)









it's not that there r only so few of us, i'm just too lazy to upload and resize the rest. :)

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(yes, we did win money)

Jun. 1st, 2008

i learn new things everyday.

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How to locate Female G-spot

After wetting your latex covered finger with saliva or water-based lubrication, slowly place two fingers into the vagina. Using your index finger, touch the anterior wall. It is approximately a finger length up. Many women like having the person touching them use their index finger to place some pressure on the wall. Try making the 'come here motion' with your index finger. Allow the tip of your finger to tap on the anterior vaginal wall. Let her level of excitement guide your movements. Talk with her, and ask her how different formsof touch feel. Some women may not like the feeling of being touched there and may even find it painful. Another way to tell if you are indeed touching her g-spot is that there will be a change in texture. The g-spot area will feel flushy, like a small area of wrinkled skin. In contrast, the surrounding area will feel taut. The shape of the g-spot is similar to an upright kidney bean.

In addition to touching her g-spot with your index finger, I encourage you to use your tongue (remember all those tongue exercises!) and stimulate her clitoris, inner & outer lips. The combination of fellatio (oral sex) with g-spot stimulation is enough to make most women become extremely excited.

For the super adventurous couple, (ie. already successful at locating the g-spot and comfortable with this technique). . . Be prepared to experience a totally new feeling. The partner, instead of using his/her index finger to locate the g-spot will now use their index finger and thumb to pull up some tissue from the vaginal walls and rub it between her/his finger and thumb. Before doing this, practice this technique by VERY LIGHTLY pinching some skin together. This is what you are doing with the vaginal wall. To do this, you must be EXTREMELY soft and gentle. The vaginal walls are extremely sensitive. It is better to err on too soft than too hard. Most women will never have felt this sensation before. This is something just different feeling. There is no other way to describe it. As you touch her vaginal walls, always give her two different forms of touch and ask her which one she likes better. Good luck.

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lifted from Sammyboy

it's a WHEE! day

today's a gd day.

whee!

meoworks is finally on singaporebrides.com.sg

(yeah, i had to cough up a huge lump sum just for that. but i do hope in time to come it'll be worth it's while.)

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been losing at mahjong for the past 2 months. (n we play weekly)

n it didnt help that ever since i did the '7 lian zhuang',
they put a cap on the max no of times a person can lian zhuang for (3 times)

surprisingly, today's game, they decided to lift the ban.

so guess who superduper lian her 2 month's worth of zhuangs? (lian too many times to keep count)

WHEEEEEEE!


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lastly, happy bday grace n peishan. :)

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will post pictures up. (if im not too lazy.)

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the parents are finally coming hm fr beijing.

-grin.
24 April
I am my own Grandfather!
How to avoid army?

Few years back a young man tried to avoid enlistment in Croatian army by writing a detailed letter in which he explain that according to the law he should not be called to arms.

Somehow newspaper managed to get a hold of that letter and published it.

Here it is, and here is the English translation

„Dear Mr. Minister, allow me to explain to you my situation in a hope that you will be able to resolve it. At the moment I'm waiting for the invitation to report to the military service in Croatian Army. I'm 23 years old and I am married to a 47 years old widow which has 26 years old daughter. My father is married to that daughter. By marrying daughter of my wife, my father has become my son in law. At the same time, my wife is mother in law to my father and her daughter, his wife is my stepmother. In January my wife and I received a son. This child is brother of father wife and son in law of my father. In the same time this child is my uncle because he is the brother of my stepmother. In May my fathers’ wife gave a birth to a son. That child is my brother because he is the son of my father. In the same time this child is my grandchild because he is the son of my wife’s’ daughter.


To summarize; I am the brother of my grandson, and considering that father of that child is somebody’s husband, I am the father of my wife’s daughter, and brother to her son. It is understandable then that I am my own Grandfather. I hope I explained in a clear and readable way. I hope Mr. Minister that you will release me of my military obligation to the country because the law states clearly that sons of more than two generations (grandfather, father and son) cannot serve in the army at the same time.
Thanks for understanding,”
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Two weeks after that, Department of Defense responded:

“The person is permanently relieved of military service because of possibility of psychic deficiencies and mental instability which is consequence of chaotic relationships in the family.”